http://www.comedy.com/sheilafairvoice sheilafairvoice's Activity Feed en-us Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:40:33 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips In this special Independence Day broadcast the anchors offer holiday tips to make the most out of your Fourth of July. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:55:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics In today's episode the news team breaks down a list of the top 10 biggest boobs in politics. Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:50:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate In today's episode, the NNN anchors score an interview with the leading candidate to be Obama' new running mate and discover that it's the ultimate political weapon - a male/female/white/latino named Scott Alltheparts. Tue, 27 May 2008 10:42:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report In today's episode the anchors find out they have more viewers than the CW television network, discover the one thing that is illegal in San Francisco, and break down the NBA playoff match-ups with NNN sports reporter Brock Thompson. Thu, 22 May 2008 18:10:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 14:07:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 14:09:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-topless-golf The Pervert Clown cringes at John Daly’s topless golf performances and suggests who has the best tits in the PGA, rips the Yankees for banning Candy from the dugout and hopes Shaq enjoys his early vacation. Mon, 05 May 2008 16:16:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-topless-golf http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 13:34:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/embed/suckle-on-my-teet A music video by Nick Swardson. Directed by Nicholaus Goossen and audio track created by Henry Phillips. Sun, 04 May 2008 05:33:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/suckle-on-my-teet http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-remember-when The Pervert Clown reflects on better days, yearning for the simplicity that America once embraced. Oh, how he longs for the days when tits were real and one didn't have to choose between filling up a gas tank and eating for a week. Sun, 04 May 2008 05:26:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-remember-when http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-mccain-s-glorious-gals The Pervert Clown shows love to the McCain girls and Elliot Spitzer’s book while trying to avoid New York cops, Austrian parents and McDonald’s drive-thrus. Hey, he loves a challenge. Sun, 04 May 2008 05:20:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-mccain-s-glorious-gals http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-the-roger-clemens-affair The Pervert Clown delivers a Pabst Blue Ribbon-sponsored rant about how much TV commercials suck, figures out what Roger Clemens and Kobe Bryant have in common, and suggests Mark Cuban go back to Dancing With The Stars. Sun, 04 May 2008 05:19:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-the-roger-clemens-affair http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Sat, 03 May 2008 03:19:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Sat, 03 May 2008 03:15:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Sat, 03 May 2008 03:12:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-american-idol-meltdown In today's episode African neighborhoods create a "Penis Patrol," Hillary Clinton has the bigger penis in Pennsylvania, and Brooke White sucks a big one on "American Idol." Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:01:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-american-idol-meltdown http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:45:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by a nose, Eli Manning is set to fumble his vows, and a Chicagoan takes "man's best friend" to a whole new level. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:26:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the Pope gets upstaged by a fatty in DC, and an orgy in Iran is the Shiite. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:39:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA promotes Moons Over My Hammy, and Zimbabwe over its head. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:59:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:14:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guantanamo Bay, the Old Kids on the Block reunite, and Hitler goes Bible thumping. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:46:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:39:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:58:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, President Bush comes out in support of Tibet, and Dracula comes out of the closet. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:16:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula