A family man thatz laid back down to earth and luv comedy..I luv kids, the elderly, and all generation of people, hell we all look and do funny things..So I'm gonna make fun about it..
My Favorite Comedians
Richard Pryor, Whoppi, Ellen, George Lopez, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Robert Townsend, and Me
My Favorite Comedy Movies
Which Way is UP,,Smokey and The Bandit, Trading Places, 48hrs, Harlem Nights, Coming to America, Tommy Boy, Big, Mr Saturday Night, Stir Crazy, My Blue Heaven, and Hollywood Shuffle
Funniest Moment of My Life
I was driving to work in a snow storm and my windshield wiper blade had ice on it, so i reached out the window to flick off the ice like I always do, and the whole blade flew off and a tractor-trailer truck ran it over, so I used my creative mind and took my sock off and tied it on the blade and do you know it left a white line on my window that never went away..I had to work all day with 1 sock on..LoL..
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they layed down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."
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