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So, where ya from?
Two guys are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and asks, &q...
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Nice Pig!
There is a lady and a duck in a bar and a man walks over to them an...
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Midget in a Bar
Midget walks into a bar, throws a five dollar bill on the table and...
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She's All That ...
Dan is so hot for some action tonight that he goes to the nearby si...
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Bar Brawl
A guy and his beautiful girlfriend go into to this bar. The guy sit...
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Stuttering Drunk
A man walks into a bar, jumps up onto the barstool and says"B-...
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Chop Chop
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his o...
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responsible drinking
One day a guy walks into a bar sits down and orders two shots of sc...
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Reverse Psychology
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting a...
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The Drinking Nun
Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet ...
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A Termite Out for a Bite
A termite walks into a bar and asks ...
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Vampire Happy Hour
Two vampires walk into a bar and one vampire says to the bartender ...
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Five Men and a Bar
Five men walk into a bar...
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An Unexpected Error
For more than an hour a scrawny, geek of a guy had sat at the bar s...
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You Gonna Eat That?
A bum walks into a bar and see's a man sitting there with a bowl of...
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Blew Chunks
One man was sitting at a bar and said to the bar tender, "One ...
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The Dog with the Sore Tooth
A guy walks into a bar and he saw a big jar full of money so he ake...
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Blood on the Rocks
Three vampires went into a pub. The first one walked up to the bar...
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Biker Drinking Techniques
A local police officer was driving past a pub after closing time wh...
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Walking Into a Bar
What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
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Nice Camel
An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it outside this local bar, and ...
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Two Men Walk Into a Bar
Two men walk into a bar... I thought one of them would have noticed!
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Pirate Problems
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his cro...
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The Unfaithful Wife
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithfu...
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Old Man in a Bar
An old man hobbles into a bar and struggles to get on the chair. &q...
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Blinde Man with Blonde Joke
A blind man walks into a bar. As soon as he sits down, he shouts ou...
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A Man and A Woman in a Bar
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next...
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A Vampire Walks Into a Bar
A Vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of ho...
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A Man Walks Into A Bar with Two Dogs
A man walks into a bar with two dogs. The bartender says, "Are...
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A Man Walks Into A Bar with a Giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. The two were drinking all ni...
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Three Men Walk Into a Bar
Three men walk into a bar with a Chinese bartender. The first man s...
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Two Men Walk Into a Bar
Two men walk into a bar, one yells, "DUCK!"
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The Blonde Dies at the Bar
This blonde girl with headphones was at a bar when a guy started to...
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A Man, a Lady and a Frog
A man walks into a bar, sits next to a woman and says, "Buy a ...
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Hung Like an Elephant
There were three guys sitting at a bar. The first guy looks over to...
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A Blind Man with a Blonde Joke
A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orde...
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Am I The First
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come bac...
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A Practical Joke
When I was in college our RA told us of a good one that (supposedly...
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