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Blowing Chunks
One night there were two guys sitting around a fire. One guy turns ...
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Rough Competition
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender...
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Ball Licker
Two old guys are sitting on a porch watching a dog lick his private...
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Who has the smartest dog?
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first ma...
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Man's best friend
Women just don't understand me, that's why I bought a dog. This do...
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It's Possible
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
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My dog.
One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse s...
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Beer drinking...101
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect a...
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The Pilot and the Dog
This is supposedly a TRUE story:
On a San Francisco to LA shuttl...
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Walk the Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a wa...
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A Rooster and a Dog
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a disobedient dog?
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Buying Your Daughter a Dog
A women walks into a pet store and looks at all of the animals. Sin...
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Jesus Is Watching You
A man was robbing a house. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is...
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Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly, your dad accidentally made out with the dog.
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karate dog
There was a guy named Hector who had a night job, so he decided to ...
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What do You Call a Dog with No Legs
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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What Did The Flea Say
What did one flea say to the other flea after a night out?
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The Wife or The Dog
Your wife is at the front door screaming to let her in, and your do...
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A Dog Bites a Man
There are two men and a dog standing at the bus stop. One man looks...
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The Explosive Chow Mix
A dog went to the store to get some chow mix. After eating it, he r...
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A Dog in the Middle of the Road
What do you call a dog in the middle of the road?
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Why Don't Blind People Skydive
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
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A Boy Saves Friend From Dog Attack
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attac...
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What Has Two Legs and Bleeds a Lot
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
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What Did The Indian Say
What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the Empire State Buil...
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A Blonde Calls the Police
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ra...
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Bill Clinton's Dog
Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog 'Buddy?'
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Helen Keller's Dog
What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
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Mike Tyson's Dog
What has four legs and no ears?
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