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Newest New News: RIP Britney Spears' Career (2/21/2008)
In today's episode Iran and Israel settle their differences with a ...
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Newest New News: J-Lo Gives J-Birth (2/23/2008)
In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies,...
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Newest New News: No Country For Jewish Men (2/26/2008)
In today's episode Ralph Nader runs for President of Fantasy Land, ...
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Newest New News: Sodomizing With The Stars (2/27/2008)
In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama ...
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Newest New News: KKK Endorses Half Of Obama (2/28/2008)
In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the de...
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Newest New News: Racist Politicians Say The Darndest Things (2/29/2008)
In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" o...
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Newest New News: The Devil Wears Prada Pantsuits (3/3/2008)
In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry lea...
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Newest New News: Shiite Happens To Iran's President (3/4/2008)
In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney ...
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Newest New News: Madonna Adopts 275 Year Old (3/5/2008)
In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (...
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Idol's Gay Stripper Shows Balls
In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competi...
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Newest New News: Idol's Gay Stripper Shows Balls (3/6/08)
In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competi...
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Newest New News: Tom Hanks for the Memories (3/7/08)
In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies ba...
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Newest New News: Alphabet Soup Nazi (3/10/2008)
In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Ro...
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Newest New News: No Vagina Left Behind (3/11/2008)
In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tappi...
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Newest New News: This Just In - Spitzer's Penis (3/12/2008)
In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed,...
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Newest New News: Mary Ann Loves Mary Jane (3/13/2008)
In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "...
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Newest New News: St. Patrick's Day Debauchery (3/14/2008)
In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses...
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Newest New News: Steve-O is Whack-O (3/17/2008)
In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitl...
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Newest New News: McCartney Has Leg Up On Mills (3/18/2008)
In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in ...
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Newest New News: The Easter Bunny Killed Jesus (3/19/2008)
In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this E...
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Newest New News: Idol Dude Looks Like a Lady (3/20/2008)
In today's episode Tiger Woods crushes white balls, American Idol's...
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Newest New News: Easter Extravaganza (3/21/2008)
In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you t...
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Newest New News: Lindsay Lohan Has Genital Herbies (3/24/2008)
In today’s episode Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch is burning, Barack...
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Newest New News: Bi-Curious George Michael (3/25/2008)
In today's episode Hillary gets screwed by another Bill, police fre...
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Newest New News: Barack The Vote (3/26/2008)
In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus&qu...
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Newest New News: Ashton Sucks, Demi Swallows (3/27/2008)
In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, A...
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Newest New News: Bend Over Like Beckham (3/28/2008)
In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans i...
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Newest New News: Gay Frankenstein Meets Dracula (4/1/2008)
In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, Pr...
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Newest New News: 50 Cent Backs Barack (4/2/2008)
In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble ra...
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Newest New News: 50 Cent Backs Barack (4/2/2008)
In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble ra...
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Newest New News: McCain In The Membrane (4/3/2008)
In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush th...
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Newest New News: Jerry Seinfeld Cheats Death (4/4/2008)
In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton give...
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Newest New News: Hitler Reviews The Bible (4/7/2008)
In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guant...
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Newest New News: Charlton Heston R.I.P. (4/8/2008)
In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute...
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Newest New News: Charlton Heston RIP (4/8/2008)
In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute...
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Newest New News: Polygamist Leader Speaks Out (4/9/2008)
In today's episode a Chinese man flips his dad the bird-flu, a Paki...
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Newest New News: It's Sienna Miller Time! (4/10/2008)
In today's episode the Olympic torch is the biggest flamer in San F...
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Newest New News: Bush Orders Troops, McRib (4/11/2008)
In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, bli...
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Newest New News: Vanilla Ice Beats The Rap
In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA prom...
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Newest New News: Vanilla Ice Beats The Rap (4/14/2008)
In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA prom...
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Newest New News: Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape (4/15/2008)
In today's episode the Pope tosses his pointy hat into the politica...
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Newest New News: Laura Bush Hosts 'Today Show' (4/16/2008)
In today's episode Mr. Mexican Potato Head, Laura Bush tries to bea...
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Newest New News: Go Pope, It's Your Birthday (4/17/2008)
In today's episode the Pope puts on his party hat, Royal Caribbean ...
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Newest New News: Iran Sex Party (4/18/2008)
In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the P...
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Newest New News: Eli Manning Getting Married (4/21/2008)
In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by ...
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Pervert Clown: Tax That Ass (4/21/2008)
In today's episode Jack Nicholson flies over the cuckoo's nest for ...
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Pervert Clown: Tax That Ass (4/21/2008)
In today's episode Jack Nicholson flies over the cuckoo's nest for ...
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Newest New News: Pennsylvania Primary Colors (4/22/2008)
In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danic...
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Newest New News: Man Shoots Himself in Self Defense (4/23/2008)
In today's episode Japan's workforce is overrun by midgets, an Ariz...
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Newest New News: American Idol Meltdown (4/24/2008)
In today's episode African neighborhoods create a "Penis Patro...
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Newest New News: Two Gay Men And A Baby (4/25/2008)
In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at ...
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Newest New News: Hitler Endorses McCain (4/28/2008)
In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than ju...
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Newest New News: Jimi Hendrix's Foxy Lady (4/30/2008)
In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cr...
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Newest New News: Deaf American Idol (5/1/2008)
In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and t...
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Newest New News: Obama Wants A Do-Over (5/2/2008)
In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a figh...
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Newest New News: Bea Arthur Wins The Derby (5/5/2008)
In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a su...
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Newest New News: McCain Sleeps Through Interview (5/6/2008)
In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN int...
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Pervert Clown: Canseco's Kids Book (5/6/2008)
The Pervert Clown reads from Jose Canseco's new children's book, wo...
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Pervert Clown: Cruisin' For Oprah (5/7/2008)
The Pervert Clown rants about Tom Cruise's return to Oprah, explain...
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Newest New News: HomoGayaQueerophobia (5/7/2008)
In today's episode, NNN correspondent Gay Frankenstein answers a ma...
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Newest New News: Deaf Music Critic Versus Jason Castro (5/8/2008)
In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Pu...
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Newest New News: Hitler's Fairwell To Hillary
In today's episode, the news team gets political and invites a spec...
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Newest New News: McDonald's New Sad Meal (5/12/2008)
In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal"...
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Newest New News: Behind The Scenes At The Bush Wedding (5/13/2008)
In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’'...
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Newest New News: Jodi Foster Comes Out (Of Her Relationship) (5/15/2008)
In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary...
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Newest New News: California Hearts Gay Marriage (5/16/2008)
In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married co...
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