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Two outta three ain't bad!
Bill Clinton and the Pope both die on the same day. Clinton goes t...
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Adam & Eve decided
In the beginning after God created Adam and Eve, he asked, "Wh...
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The Nude Model
Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in h...
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Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good...
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Two Sets of Lips
Q: Why did God give women two sets of lips?
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The priest
One day a priest woke up and noticed that it was a beautiful day ou...
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Adam & Eve
So one day Adam was just hanging around in the Garden of Eden and G...
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Man On a Roof
There is a huge flood and a man sits on his roof. He starts panicki...
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God, Time, and Money
Man says, "GOD, how long is a million years to you?"
G...
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Who is God?
A kid goes up to his mom and says, "Mom, is God a guy or a gir...
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God Joke
What did God say when he made the first black person?
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Little Boy Asks about God
A little boy asked his dad, "Daddy, is God a boy or girl?"...
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Judgement Day For Tim
St. John was in charge for judgement day. A man walks up to him and...
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The Nun in The Flood
A nun was in a building on the third floor. A man drives by in a ca...
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Three Stupid Blondes
There were three blondes who wanted to cross a river.
So the firs...
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The Holy Golfers
Jesus, Moses and a bearded man whose name I can't remember, were al...
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Another Chance from God
Three men -- a drunk, a smoker and a gay dude -- all die and meet G...
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Is God Black or White
A black guy and a white guy were arguing. The black guy insists tha...
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A Man Gets One Wish from God
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a...
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Travis Gets His Punishment from God
A hot guy named Travis died one day and God said to him, "You ...
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The Man with the Guitar
Once there was a man who bought a guitar. He went down the street a...
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Bill Gates Goes To Hell
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory be...
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Why Did God Create Economists
Why did God create economists?
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