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The Blind Man
There was a nun taking a bath one day. Suddenly she hears a knock o...
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Ten or Twelve Times a Day
One day a man put his father in a rest home. His father didn't wan...
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When To Be Quiet
In a little Italian village, a man and his wife of 50 years are roc...
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Best Choice!
A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced w...
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Love at First Sight
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her ri...
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My dog.
One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse s...
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Intelligent woman
Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelleg...
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Their Ideal Man
A Chinese man asked his three daughters what their ideal man should...
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The Playboy Groom and His Playboy Best Man
A newlywed groom and his best man, both of whom are notorious playb...
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Go Home
A man leaves home and goes straight, makes a left turn, goes straig...
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juicy stuff
What do you get when a gay man cums?
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Ask and Ye Shall Be Answered
A man and his wife have finished watching a TV movie about a woman ...
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Turning Eighty
An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turni...
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How Do You Pronounce Kissimee?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across t...
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Fishing Advice
An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dr...
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Viagra Extra Strength
A bloke walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist,
"L...
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Nursing Home Fun
An 85 year old man has just settled into his second week stay, afte...
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A Boy and a Man
Q: What's the difference between a man and a boy?
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The Man From Madras
There once was a man from Madras.
Whose balls were made of brass.
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The Man at the Cyber Cafe
A man entered a cyber cafe and sat at the computer to write a roman...
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Guy Walks Into a Bar
A guy went to a bar one day and he saw a sign that said "Make ...
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The Dumb Survivalist
In Denver, a man built a nuclear weapons shelter during the cold wa...
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The Lucky Guy
I was in a 7-11 store last Friday and the guy in front of me was bu...
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Short "Man on an Airplane" Joke
An air hostess comes up to me on the plane and says, "Would yo...
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Do as your told!
A man and his wife were heading into town, riding in a horse and ca...
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Why Did The Man Get a Dashund
Why did the man get a dashund?
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A Man and A Woman in a Bar
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next...
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What is a Nachos
What is a nachos?
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What Did the Hammer Say to the Man
What did the Hammer say to the man?
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Man Vs. Broom
What does a man and a broom have in common?
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The Bored Sailor
There was once a man on a ship who was really bored, so he thought ...
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The Man with Five Dicks
There was a man who had five dicks. His pants fit him like a glove.
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The Man and the Little Girl
A little girls mother died in a car accident and all relatives were...
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A Man Bumps Into a Lady in the Elevator
In a hotel elevator a man accidently elbows a lady's breast
and sa...
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A Man Walks Into a Clock Shop
A man walks into a clock shop and puts his weenie on the counter. T...
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A Man Finds His Wife with His Friend
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. So he t...
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A Man From Africa Arrives at the Airport
A man from Africa arrives at Heathrow airport. He is asked by the ...
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The Man with No Arms
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach when these thr...
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The Red Joke
Once there was a red man sleeping on his red bed and covered by a r...
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A Man that Saves Money
There's a man who makes money but does not spend it. So he goes hom...
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A Man with Two Black Eyes
What do you say to a man with two black eyes?
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A man, A Woman and a Trailor
A man and a woman met in a bar, and after hitting it off they went ...
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The Naughty Nuns
Three nuns in a car. A naked man rides past on a bike. Two nuns had...
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Did You Hear the One About the Dyslexic Man
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
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A Man With One Leg
What do you call a man that only has one leg?
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Yo mama
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know...
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A Conservative Is
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done fo...
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