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Little Boy Wonders
One day, little Tommy happened to walk into his mom and dad's room ...
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Little Blonde Girl
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy&q...
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Taxi Driver
A young woman and Mandy, her 6-year-old daughter, were in New York ...
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Blonde Mommy
Billy asked Tommy, "Why didn't you come to the new playground ...
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A Short King Tut Joke
What did King Tut say when he was afraid?
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Mommy Mommy
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.
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Dinner Plans
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFF...
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.
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Mommy Mommy!
"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."
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