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Ball Licker
Two old guys are sitting on a porch watching a dog lick his private...
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What are you thinking?
In down town Los Angeles a guy is just about to take his first step...
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Ten or Twelve Times a Day
One day a man put his father in a rest home. His father didn't wan...
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Old Ladies
What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't...
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Don't Go Out of Town!
Two old men, Fred & Homer, were sitting in their wheelchairs in...
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Old Family Bible
A little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination, gaz...
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When To Be Quiet
In a little Italian village, a man and his wife of 50 years are roc...
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Parrot
An old man gets on the subway one afternoon, and sits down across f...
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Growing Wild!
One day a twenty-something man stepped out of the shower and caught...
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Saved by the Erection
A nurse says to an old man in a hospital, "Is there anything I...
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Turning Eighty
An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turni...
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Fishing Advice
An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dr...
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Super Sex
A grandmother in her 80's was not doing too well lately. She hadn'...
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Old Man
One day an old man was at a bowling alley.He picked up a ball and t...
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Getting Rid of Wrinkels
There was once a little old lady who had lots and lots of wrinkels....
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Yo Mama is Old
Yo mama so old she farts dust.
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Two Old Ladies and a Jogger
Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a young naked man j...
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Yo Mama is Old
Yo mama is so old when God said, "Let there be light", sh...
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Yo Mama's Old
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1
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Yo Mama's Old
Yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama is so old, when she farted, dust came out.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama so old, God used her blueprints for Noahs Ark.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama so old, her breastmilk is powdered.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo Mama so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.
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Yo Mama So old
Yo mama so old, when she typed in her social security number, the c...
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Yo mama So old
Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
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Yo mama So Old
Yo Mama so old, she got wrinkles on her toenails.
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Yo Mama So Old
Your Mama so old, when a breeze passed her she turned into dust.
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Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Ligh...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave th...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids ...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she ...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the othe...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of th...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
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Yo MamaSo Old
Yo mama's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
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Yo MamaSo Old
Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath starte...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Ligh...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting ...
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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
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That Snap Was Old
Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it, my grandfather ...
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