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You're So Poor
You're so poor that when someone rings the doorbell, your mom runs ...
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Yo Mama is Moving
Yo mamma is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I ...
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Yo Mama at the Pool
Yo mama is so black that when she jumps into a swimming pool the gu...
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Your Poor Family is Moving
Yo family is so poor, someone saw you kicking around a can down the...
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Your Family's Poor Doorbell
You so poor, when someone rings your doorbell, someone has to stick...
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I Am Broke
I'm so broke that even my food stamps bounce
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Your Poor Buckets
You so damn poor I went over to your house, asked where the bathroo...
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Poor Dinner
You're so poor, I caught you fighting seaguls for french fries.
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Your Poor Skates
You so poor, your first pair of skates were two Hotwheels tied toge...
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Pimp Juice'sTop 10 Cutdowns
1.Your mama is so stupid, she got in an elavator and thought it was...
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Poor People Go Shopping
If poor people had money, where would they want to grocery shop?
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Yo Family So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I walked through the front door, I was...
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Yo Mama so poor, when ya'll got home, there were cochroaches on the...
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Yo Mama So Poor
One time I came to your house and I got kind of hungry. So I asked ...
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo Mama so poor, she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo Mama so poor, every night she tells you to bring in the garbage.
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Yo Mama so poor, when someone stepped on a cigarette she said, &quo...
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo Mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Yo Family So Poor
Yo Family poor, when I asked to use your bathroom you said, "I...
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Yo mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor, I walked in her house, a rat tripped me and a roac...
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You So Poor
You so poor, you buy secondhand bubblegum.
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out...
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I ...
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, when I went to use her bathroom, I saw a roach s...
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Yo Mama So poor
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathro...
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathro...
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathro...
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Yo Mama So poor
Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
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Yo Mama So Poor
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