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A Perfect Opportunity
Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then ...
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Dwarf???
The class was playing a spelling game when the teacher asked for a ...
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Yo Mama is Short
Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
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Blonde with a Short Leg
What do you call a blonde with one leg shorter than the other?
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short, she can't even catch aids.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo Mama is so short, she goes bungee-jumping off the curb.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo Mama so short, she has to climb a speed bump.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo Mmama is so short, she sat on a dime and her feet still dangled.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo Mama so short, she plays handball against the curb.
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Yo mama So Short
Yo Mama so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick m...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Wee...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's lice...
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.
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Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
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A Wire Cut ti Length
Any wire cut to length will be too short.
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What Does an Economist Do
What does an economist do?
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