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Sagging Juggs
Taylor recalls hooking up with a “Penthouse Pet of the Year....
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Coo-Coo for Coco
Taylor claims that with a little faith—and a packet of Swiss...
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Goy Toy
Taylor develops a foolproof mathematical equation for dating: Hot p...
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P.C. Playhouse
Taylor reminisces about his childhood and playing with politically ...
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NYC-Ya
Taylor visits the Big Apple and gets chewed up and spit out like a ...
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Dyke-O
Tig saved a bunch of money on her mace canister and rape whistle by...
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My Other Car's a Lesbian
Tig spreads diversity awareness via bumper stickers, such as, â€...
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Chester the Molester
Tig reminds you not to talk to strangers…especially strangers...
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Aerosmith and Wesson
Tig doesn’t feel safe on the streets knowing that Janieâ€...
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Womb Raider
Tig says the only thing “artificial†about artificial i...
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What the Foxx
Michael and Jamie Foxx have a lot in common: they're both black, th...
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I Don't Want to be Like Mike
Michael bravely submits that Mike Tyson is so dumb that his lips mo...
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Return To Sender
Michael believes that returning merchandise at Target is harder tha...
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TarJay
Michael suggests using the French pronunciation of “Targetâ...
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Liar for Hire
Ryan admits that his resume contains more inaccuracies than a James...
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When Harry Tea-Bagged Sally
Ryan asks if men and women can really just be friends and, more imp...
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I Glove You
Ryan dreams of a monogamous relationship with his Primary Care Phys...
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Q & A Hole
Ryan reads excerpts from his new relationship book, “Men are ...
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Forehead Lock
Ryan theorizes that Hell hath no fury like a retarded kid scorned.
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Ass-vertising
Nigel feels that today’s sweatpants butt logos are getting l...
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Better Off Bed
Nigel says his new Tempur-Pedic mattress is like sleeping on a clou...
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The Ramen-ator
Nigel says Ramen is an essential part of anyone’s diet whose...
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Rusty Taurus
Nigel compares women to a rusty Taurus, which might explain why he ...
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Gap in Logic
Nigel thinks Gap employees should stop dancing long enough to doubl...
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Sweat City
Tess admits that when she's in Vegas she sweats more than Patrick E...
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Pubic Scare
Tess has seen lots of naked white chicks at the gym and says their ...
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Dancing with the SARS
Tess doesn’t like to workout at the gym because everyone swe...
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Credit Tard
Owen says his credit is so bad, they don’t accept his cash!
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Credit Tard
Owen says his credit is so bad, they don’t accept his cash!
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Extreme Makeover: Homeless Edition
Owen doesn't understand the logic of giving canned foods to the hom...
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Nagger with Attitude
Owen discusses abandoning the use of the “N-word,†whic...
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Big Assitude
Owen likes bountiful posteriors and he cannot falsify! On the flip...
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Goodwill Clothes Hunting
Sheng goes bargain clothes shopping at goodwill and bargain sheets ...
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Geico No (Insurance)
Sheng says he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by not ha...
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Bad Bald Day
Sheng is concerned that his hair is receding so much that his foreh...
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Chubby Chaser
Sheng recalls sleeping with a girl so fat that he needed Mapquest t...
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Life is Like a Box of Condoms
Sheng theorizes that life is like a box of condoms: full of hopes a...
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Inaction Jackson
Sheng discusses the need to ramp up his sex life, because currently...
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Paper Towel Diss-penser
Sheng talks about getting dissed from the paper towel motion censor...
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Spearing Spears
W. Kamau Bell fantasizes about a young Britney Spears, because the ...
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Fast Food Flunky
Jason recounts his days flipping burgers and comes to the conclusio...
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The Strike-Out Artist
Jason muses about his bad luck with the ladies, which might have so...
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Bottoms Up, Up & Away
Jason says his wife has gotten so fat she recently tried to claim h...
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No House Party
Jason discusses having a new muffler and brake pads installed on hi...
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No House Party
Jason discusses having a new muffler and brake pads installed on hi...
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The Nanny Diarrheas
Jason believes the children are our future, have Mexican nannies te...
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Spearing Spears
W. Kamau Bell fantasizes about a young Britney Spears, because the ...
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Happy Hollow Day
W. Kamau Bell discusses “The Color That President Bush Doesn...
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Teenage Wasteland
W. Kamau Bell hates the fact that, in the minds of teenage girls, h...
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Barely Illegal
W. Kamau Bell sympathizes with R. Kelly and wonders why guys would ...
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WKRP’d Off in Cincinnati
W. Kamau Bell has a dream that one day Cincinnati’s slavery ...
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Coma Chameleon
W. Kamau Bell says those dark circles under your eyes is nothing th...
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M.I.L.F Hunter & Gatherer
W. Kamau Bell wishes he could go back in time and delete his browse...
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Toe No You Di’int
Four out of five dentists agree that Brody should not be flossing w...
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HTML Yeah!
Brody says he’s so into computers that he thought Run DMC wa...
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LonelyGuy 15
Brody discusses having the self-esteem of a stripper with “Da...
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Bench Press-On Nails
Brody discusses his unorthodox workout routine at a female gym.
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Joke Strap
Brody’s brand of comedy is so dangerous that he has to wear ...
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Cerebral Ballsy
Al pays homage to Gerry Jewel, a handicapped comic who put the â...
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Booray for Hollywood
Al warns that if you are a minority, Dolly Parton’s bosom is...
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow Coalition
Al discusses his multi-ethnic marriage and what it’s like to...
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King of the Bouncy
Al worries that the Bouncy Castle is a greater threat to childrenâ...
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Happy BJ to You
Al discusses a 15-year-old girl’s birthday party with male s...
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Latin Explosion
Al points out that America is changing from a "melting pot&quo...
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Game Show Ghost
Al makes a ghastly appearance on “The Late Late Show with Cra...
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Barber Shop of Horrors
Al has a close shave at an all-black barber shop in Philadelphia th...
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Half and Half
Al says that once you go Korean-Greek-Mexican-Sicilian you never go...
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French-Mex
Al discusses growing up Mexican while attending a French school. P...
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One is the Loveliest Number
Al talks about wanting to work so he can spend more quality time AW...
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Poquito Mas Mexican
Al buys a copy of “Mexican…For Dummies†in order ...
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Blue Balls of Fury
Louis reminisces about never-ending high school make-out sessions t...
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Golden Gate Bridge Trolls
Louis says that LA residents might be superficial but San Francisco...
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Dater Hater
Louis explains why first dates are more uncomfortable than Don Imus...
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Sir Crush-A-Lot
Matt is down with O.P.P and A.D.D. In this set, he discusses every...
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Sir Crush-a-Lot
Matt is down with O.P.P and A.D.D. In this set, he discusses every...
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I Wish I Could Quit You, Job
Matt says you can take this job and shove it... after providing a g...
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You So Swayze
Matt says that a Dirty Dancing sequel without Patrick Swayze is a w...
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Catchphrase Me If You Can
When it comes to his signature post-joke zingers, Matt is Supercali...
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1040 Good Buddy (H & R Block)
Matt’s accountant offers him some “tit for tax†...
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Racist Track
Jacob says that NASCAR brings people together—people with wa...
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Hurricane Schwag
Jacob bemoans the fact that hundreds of Americans died in Hurrican...
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Not a Straight Jacket
Jacob writes in his motorcycle diary that he knows you’re ga...
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Asian Ebonics
Jacob has developed a "hecka tight" system for an alterna...
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The Forbidden Dance-Off
Brent unveils some signature dance moves like “The White Guy ...
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Fortune Nookie
Brent loves you long time—well at least for 90 secondsâ€...
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7-Hour Glass Figure
Brent says he likes a girl with more curves than Lombard Street. A...
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Eye of the Tiger Lilly
Brent does a spot-on impression of “gay eyes,†which ar...
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What in the Hell Naw?
Brent tries to get to the bottom of what the phrase “Hell Naw...
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Dick-tation
Brent breaks out his “English-to-Penis Dictionary†and ...
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7-Hour Glass Figure
Brent says he likes a girl with more curves than Lombard Street. A...
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Kite Punner
Jay wonders if “go fly a kite!†is an insult or a thoug...
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Young Man River
Jay is freaked out by kids who act a lot older then they are, or as...
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Long Duck Gone
Jay plays a game of “Duck Duck NOOSE†with his roommate...
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Knock On My Wood
Jay recalls his mom literally having him by the balls the day she p...
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Billy's Jeans
Drennon puts on his silver Michael Jackson molesting glove and sing...
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STD You Later
Drennon says that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…except...
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Schoolhouse Mock
Drennon breaks out his guitar and sings some of the most inappropri...
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Me So Unicorny
Drennon goes on a date, and by “date†he means “a...
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Armpit of Despair
Jennifer warns that spooning leads to forking and says she’d...
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LonleyGirl33
Jennifer complains that being 33 and single has left her desperate ...
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Let's Talk About Text
Jennifer argues that texting is destroying relationships. Go 4Q yo...
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33 Flavors of Crazy
Jennifer says that guys are to blame for making her crazier than An...
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Bed, Bath & Beyond Repair
Brian feels that long-term couples that breakup are entitled to gif...
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Exit Strategy
Brian theorizes that his cesarean birth has left him directionally...
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Canine Lives
Brian thinks dogs are so happy because they don't have knowledge of...
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What’s Love Got to do with Fit?
Pedro says if his lady really loved him, she wouldn’t get fat.
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Hoop Dreams
Pedro wishes that he were a little bit taller, wished he were a bal...
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The Gay-Friendly Skies
Pedro insists that male flight attendants put the “red eyeâ...
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Tramp Stamp
Sam graduated with a B.A. Baracus in Ass-Whooping from the Universi...
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Chicks with Pricks
Sam doesn’t understand how guys with wife-beaters and gold t...
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Aliens Gone Wild
Sam uses his alien gaydar and determines that “Aliens are fro...
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Whorer the Explorer
am says girls just want to have fun, and by "fun" he me...
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What's Love Got To Do With Fit?
Pedro says if his lady really loved him, she wouldn’t get fat.
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What's Love Got To Do With Fit?
Pedro says if his lady really loved him, she wouldn’t get fat.
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Bad Rim Jobs
eon asks if you’ve driven a Ford (Focus) lately with 26 inch...
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Name That Poon
Deon says the only thing worse than Granny Panties on hot chicks is...
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Can I Sit On Your Face?
Deon visits Deutsche Land and discovers that the only English they ...
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I Joke-Off Every Day
Deon talks about jokes that bomb so bad they’re not allowed ...
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Autoerotic Asphyxiation by Gucci
Deon says if you want to autoerotic asphyxiate in style, only a $3...
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Poquito Mas Mexican
Al buys a copy of “Mexican…For Dummies†in order ...
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Aerosmith and Wesson
Tig doesn’t feel safe on the streets knowing that Janieâ€...
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She Grabbed My Mouse and Double Clicked
Tommy has cyber sex and interfaces with his girl’s floppy di...
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Driving While Lohan
Sadiki gets pulled over for drunk driving and the cop says, “...
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You Are Suck-a-Dicky
Sadiki says growing up with that name led to all kinds of taunts.
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Kick It Doggy Style
Sadiki says dogs are just like children…except that you canâ...
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Stamp of Disapproval
Sadiki says he saves a bunch of money on his stamps buy not using a...
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My Penis is Gangsta!
Shang says his erect penis reminds him of a hardcore gangsta rapper...
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Their Bush is Off-Limits
Shang learns the hard way that everything is bigger in Texas…...
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Vagina on the Tip of his Tongue
Shang says his dad’s last words were “seize the day.â...
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No Child’s Behind Left Unscrewed
Shang says President Bush’s policies make him want to hate f...
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One Ugly Clock Sucker
Shang hates that Flavor Flav gets girls and says he actually prefe...
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Men vs. Women: Who Has the Better O-Face?
Shang wonders why women look like angels when they orgasm while men...
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Dick in a Cardboard Box
David says he can’t spare change for bums because he’...
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Can You Hear Me Now, Motherf&*%$@?
David says you know your cell phone company sucks when you canâ€...
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Is That a Roll of Quarters in Your Pocket?
David says his dream job as a child was to make change. Not change...
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Vagina Closed for Renovations
David talks about his wife’s “get out of sex†do...
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2nd Child Left Behind
David says he’s a little less protective with his 2nd child,...
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The ABC's of Bullshitting
David discusses how Guilty Kids Say the Darndest Things.
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You Can't Slam a Cell Phone
David laments that cell phones have taken away the cachet of the ru...
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Home is Where the Heartache Is
David is proud to be a homeowner, but misses the days of renting ap...
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Where’s Dildo?
Paul talks about buying the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for...
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31 Flavors of Crazy
Paul says his ex-girlfriend made Sybil look like the picture of san...
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What Your Birthday Present Says About You
Nothing says “I find you physically repugnant and want you ou...
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Douchebag of the Ring
Paul says high school graduation rings are about as cool as the lun...
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Hertz So Good
Paul is embarrassed when he asks for the cheapest rental car and t...
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Ring Around the Ho-sy
Paul says he can either afford to buy an engagement ring or an Oran...
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She's a Vagitarian
Matt learns that a “vagitarian†doesn’t eat meat...
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Owls with Attitude
Matt warns against having owls as pets because they're the gangstas...
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Candy Unicorn
Matt’s family would sooner believe he hunts unicorns for the...
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Mo' Change, Mo' Problems
Jay has an embarrassing episode at the grocery store Coinstar machi...
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The Chocolate City
Jay is proud to be the first black man on his block…but heâ...
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Ghetto Flip Flopper
Jay is flip-flopping out of his grocery store bought sandals.
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Ain't Nothin' But a G-String Bebe
Moshe says his last girlfriend was so fat she wore H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-...
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The Hair on Her Chinny-Chin-Chin
Moshe went on a blind date with a MySpace chick and discovered she ...
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Why Do I Date Latinos?
Moshe thinks there should be more options than just “proud pa...
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What the Dell?
Moshe calls B.S. on there being tech support guys named “Bria...
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Got Pregnant?
Jeff is pro-choice, but con-children. He also dates younger girls ...
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Cocaine in the Membrane
Jeff says that Thomas Edison was inspired to invent the light bulb ...
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Sober as a Judge Reinhold
Jeff has been sober for years, but one look at his bad haircut has ...
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Slutty Putty
Jeff says you don’t get dumped by slutty girls, you just los...
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Under the Sea, Over the Bra
Hugh does an impression of Aquaman breaking up with his girlfriend.
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Getting To 2nd Base
Hugh says that the first time a baseball player stole second base t...
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Cereal Killer
Hugh discusses “Lamont Crunch,†the poor man’s b...
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Don't Be Such a Wood Pecker
Hugh says that Woody Woodpecker gives all other woodpeckers a bad n...
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Invasion of the Dream Snatchers
Ron G broke off his engagement because his fiancé was Shaq and h...
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Girl's Got The Blink Eye
Ron G says you know the relationship is doomed when your girlfriend...
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Baby Mama Drama
Kyle recalls seeing a woman lock her baby in the car on a 100-degre...
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VoiceOver Vandals: Ice Cream Club For Men (Episode 2)
In today's episode the gang starts an ice cream club. And the firs...
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Funniest Standup clip ever
comedian J. Scott Homan has some great jokes.
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Dave Hanson Stand Up
Dave Hanson Performs
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David Pompeii-Snigger
Preview of my One Man show. A mixture of Stand Up, Video, Music an...
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Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Kaila Kim Possible (Episode 4)
Comedians Ben Gleib and Owen Smith try to make Kaila Kim laugh her ...
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Drunken Foolishness
Mike Wiley is not a good drunk.
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Vaginas and Sandwiches
Ben has a serious case of ‘homeless envy’ and wishes h...
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Like A Virgin
Ben enjoys sex with virgins ‘cause they have no idea they can...
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Bed, Bath & Beyond Gay
Matt goes shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch, aka, The Homoerotic ...
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To Be or Not To Be Douchebag?
: Matt says that yelling at actors at the movies is idiotic â€...
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Netflix Nosradamus
Matt hates how Netflix assumes that if you like “Deer Hunter...
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Grin and Beer It
Matt worries that his friend’s priorities are out of whack w...
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Grin and Beer It
Matt worries that his friend’s priorities are out of whack w...
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Banana-Berry Blackout Smoothie
Laura says if guys really want to catch a girl off-guard they shou...
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Girls Just Want to Have Phone
G Thang wishes chicks would just get to the point before they use u...
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Banana-Berry Blackout Snmoothie
Laura says if guys really want to catch a girl off-guard they shoul...
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Better Off Dead
If you're over 30 and still on MySpace just curl up in the fetal po...
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Can't Trust a Hood chick
G Thang doesn’t trust a girl with tattoos of Tupac and Nelli...
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Call Nellie-It's Getting Hot in Here
G Thang is so hot he’s sweating more than Aretha Franklin ta...
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Call Nellie-It's Getting Hot in Here
G Thang is so hot he’s sweating more than Aretha Franklin ta...
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Call Nelly
...'cause it's getting hot in here!
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Things You Can't Do Over 30
: Grow up, Peter Pan – you can’t run out of Charmin w...
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Detroit Sucks, California Swallows
Here’s to mudslides in your eye - Darwin has no sympathy for...
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Home Deport
Darwin looks forward to the day when he can shop at Home Depot with...
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You're Such a Lucky Gay
Darwin longs for the day when straight men can be discriminated aga...
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Weird Pregnant Cravings
Ben poses a philosophical question for the ages: “Does having...
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Banana Berry Blackout Smoothie
Laura says if guys really want to catch a girl off-guard they shoul...
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Suicide Etiquette
Darwin says there’s proper etiquette when it comes to killin...
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Baby Quitter
Ben was going to ditch his newborn, but the “Don’t Aba...
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Bush-Whacked
If President Bush tries to overturn Roe v. Wade, Darwin will bang J...
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Hate-a-Palooza
Darwin is an equal opportunity offender who hates on EVERYONE.
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Hemp Day
Kirk tries on some Hemp wear – and says it’s about as...
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Tubby Tumblers
Kirk learns that big girls don’t cry – but they do fl...
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Dear Diary: My Boyfriend's a Homo
Laura says her boyfriend’s diary revealed several interestin...
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Horny for Hamburger Helper
Kirk’s perfect mate is the Hamburger Helper – a hand ...
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Raise the Roofie
To ensure you don’t get a Roofie slipped into your drink, La...
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How About Them Apples?
Kirk talks about feeding the homeless fresh fruit – from the...
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Poor Man Walking
Laura feels like a 2nd class citizen when she has to do the “...
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Credit Card Roulette
John's credit card company has noticed some unusual activity -- lik...
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Mom's Vagina Closed for Renovations
Laura says her mom’s vagina reserves the right to refuse ser...
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Phil Collins Getting Back Together
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? John is excited for Phi...
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Be the Best Drunk You Can Be
Laura drinks like a disabled war veteran and has delusions of grand...
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He Puts the "Ass" in Classifieds
Gene just called to say I DON’T love your classified adverti...
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Rock-Paper-Slow Death
John plays rock-paper-scissors to determine his murder weapon and l...
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Defective Pizza
Gene tries to return his frozen pizza at the grocery store because ...
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Eight Ball, Corner Vagina
If you have sex with a girl on a pool table and don't call the righ...
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Monogamous By Default
Gene is loyal to his wife – but only because he’s not...
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F*%k Trader Joes
John says there’s so little “trading†going on a...
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The 411 on 411
Gene says the only way to get a live operator on the line is to bab...
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Let's Talk About Sex Offenders
To register or not to register – that is the question among ...
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Killer Resume
Butch says when it comes to his murderer – he wants a season...
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Mulatto, We Won't Go!
Gene won’t eat grapes to honor migrant farm workers –...
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Rules for Staying Alive, Staying Alive
Butch says that if you hide underneath your comforter in the fetal ...
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Homeless is Where the Hearless Is
Gene doesn’t give the homeless food – but he does giv...
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Ghost Kids in the Hall
Butch says when it comes to scary movies– kid ghosts scare h...
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Pimps and Housewives
Gene spices up his marriage by having his wife dress like a hooker ...
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Ghost Kids in the Hall
Butch says when it comes to scary movies– kid ghosts scare h...
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Extreme Cheese Eating
Gretchen enjoys risk-taking sports like "X-treme Cheese Eating...
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Priests Gone Wild
Gretchen says the only people interested in watching home videos of...
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Once a Ho, Always a Ho!
Gretchen recalls doing the “Roll-of-Shame†after a one ...
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This Bud's For You, Germany
Gretchen once bought a beer for everyone in Germany – which...
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Multiple Wives=Longer Lives
According to recent studies Mormons live longer than other religion...
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Name That Harpoon
Gretchen is the fatter of the two Gretchen’s at work â€...
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39 going on 9
John still sleeps in a racecar bed – it goes from zero-to-pa...
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Titty-Titty Gangbang
John tries to explain to his doctor that he poked his eye out on a ...
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Fake Breasts-Real Nasty
John was kissing his lady’s neck when he unexpectedly came a...
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She Gives Good Neck
Having a girlfriend with a hole in her neck gives an all-new meanin...
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Nipples or Monkey Fingers
John accidentally sees his mother’s nipples – and now...
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Ghost Kids in the Hall
Butch says when it comes to scary movies– kid ghosts scare h...
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Little House in the "Hood"
John’s friend’s house is so small that the roaches ha...
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Professor Plum Thief
John admits to breaking the 8th commandment and stealing plums from...
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Death by Napkin
Butch is amazed at the shear force used to snuff out a little spide...
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You'll Get Nothing and Like it!
Brian complains that in Los Angeles finding a parking spot is harde...
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Type A-Hole personality
Brian has a theory about girls who put out on the first date â€...
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Caught Dad Watching Porn
How did Dan learn about porn? He learned it from watching you, Dad...
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Moons Over My Hammy
Dan got higher than Al Qaeda auto insurance premiums and thought he...
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Gay Marriage is for the Birds
Dan wonders if gay parents talk to their kids about the “Bird...
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He Who Hesitates Is Pausing
Call him old-fashioned, but at the end of the day, Dan hates stupid...
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Half Horse, Half Pregnant Guy
Kevin looks normal with clothes on – but naked he looks like...
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Who's Afraid of the Hamburglar
Kevin’s blind date has an irrational fear of the Incredible ...
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Rough Sex & the City
Kevin is fine with rough sex – when he actually knows itâ...
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Pinata Nipples
When Kevin’s girlfriend requests that he bite her nipples ex...
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Civil War Whore
Kevin’s date is up on current events but isn’t sure w...
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Michael Jackson Marathon
Kevin says the only way he’s running a marathon is if Michae...
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I'm RICH James, Bitch
Michael feels that lying and telling women he’s rich is the ...
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What's Up with Penis Size, Doc?
According to a new study, doctors say penis size doesn’t mat...
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Dying Words
Matt isn’t married, so if he dies suddenly, he wants someone...
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Beer Versus Women
Matt cites the ways, like the fact that beer ALWAYS gives you some ...
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White Person Tax
Kevin has his own affirmative action program where he buys the cand...
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It's Not a Fun Tumor
Kevin doesn’t drink or do drugs but he’s got a tumor ...
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Trannies: The Best Actors in LA
Kevin says the only thing bigger than a transsexuals’ acting...
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Douchebag. Rich Douchebag
Kevin says people fly to Paris aren’t “spontaneousâ...
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Douchebag. Rich Douchebag
Kevin says people fly to Paris aren’t “spontaneousâ...
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Let's Get Retarded
Kevin nailed his audition to play the part of a retarded guy â€...
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Life in the Dead Lane
Quinn talks about getting run off the road by a guy so old he was d...
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Brother's Keeper
Quinn put his girlfriend in his will – if he dies his brothe...
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Man-on-Man Milkshake
Quinn says sharing a milkshake with another man doesn’t make...
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Til Death Do Us Part
Quinn says he wants to grow old with his girlfriend – just s...
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Threat Level: FABULOUS!
When Jason’s parents threatened to send him to military scho...
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Pick a Sex, Any Sex
Jason says if you’re over 30 and bisexual you’re just...
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Latin Lover
Jason dated a Latin boy – but don’t worry, he didnâ...
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Gay Medusa
Jason’s sister is afraid that if her kids look at their gay ...
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Your Baby is Ugly
Jessica wants a moratorium on friends sending her baby pictures or ...
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Save Me Scientology
Jessica has tried Scientology, Kaballah and Tony Robbins – s...
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Ricky Martin's Beard
Jessica will gladly be the relationship ‘beard’ for a ...
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Ricky Martin's Beard
Jessica will gladly be the relationship "beard" for a clo...
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In the Doggy-Style House
Mike was hitting his girlfriend from behind and said she had a â...
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Food Fight
Mike has no qualms knocking over an elderly lady with a cane to get...
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No C*ck, No Problem
If Mike accidentally loses his penis in some sort of freak accident...
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Brass Balls
Ryan played the clarinet in high school and says “you ainâ...
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Water Hazard
Gas is $3.50 a gallon and we’re at war - Ryan says if he pay...
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Say Cheese, Fat-Ass
Ryan says most Midwesterners are fat – which is weird since ...
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