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No Strings Attached
A guy is nagged by his wife, who is ardently supported by his mothe...
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Rough Competition
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender...
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Voodoo Dick
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long busin...
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Wife's Gift
A man wanted to give his wife a pet for her birthday so he went int...
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Good Personality
A woman once asked her husband, "Honey, what do you like most ...
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Backfired Plan
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to...
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easy rent money
Fred knocks on his friends door. The wife answers and he asks, &quo...
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What's that called?
Two senior couples are walking alongside one another; wives in fron...
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A Man, His Wife & A Cop
A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror p...
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Go fish
A country lad applied for a salesman's job at a big city department...
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Cure for Migraines
When the doctor takes his history and does the physical exam, he di...
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Wife or Terrorist?
Q. What is the difference between dealing with your wife and dealin...
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Surd Special
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife is hard of hea...
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You Might Be a Redneck if....
You might be a redneck if your halloween pumpkin has more teeth tha...
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Football Game
Joe gets a ticket to the Super Bowl from his company, but when he g...
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CIA Recruits
The director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25-year-old...
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Wrinkles
A middle-aged guy says to his wife,"You should go bra-less.&qu...
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The American Plan
An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Me...
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Newspaper Headlines!
I was reading in the paper today and I guess about a week ago this ...
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The Playboy Groom and His Playboy Best Man
A newlywed groom and his best man, both of whom are notorious playb...
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Female domination
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates. He sees a sign that says, "...
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Tire sale
A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man ...
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Stuttering Drunk
A man walks into a bar, jumps up onto the barstool and says"B-...
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How to Screw Up an Interview
We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of t...
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A Call To Enlist
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. The first ...
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Ask and Ye Shall Be Answered
A man and his wife have finished watching a TV movie about a woman ...
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At the Zoo.
It's a beautiful spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
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Polish Virgin
A Polish guy has never had sex, and he gets into bed on his wedding...
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How Do You Pronounce Kissimee?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across t...
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Extra Money
This girl needed some money, so she is doing odd-jobs around her ne...
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Good Neighbors
While my wife was out of town, a new neighbor borrowed a pie pan. ...
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Polish Groom
Q. What does a Polish groom give to his bride that's long and hard?...
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responsible drinking
One day a guy walks into a bar sits down and orders two shots of sc...
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THE CURE
Frank has been feeling poorly lately...depressed, stressed, nervous...
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A Frog With Talent
A woman was looking for the perfect gift to give to her husband on ...
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I wanna be held
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is h...
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Tatoos
This guy went to a tatoo parlor and told the tatooist that he would...
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Shoebox in the Cupboard
This priest is rusing around the house looking for his white collar...
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Beard of Truth
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requ...
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Andrew Dice Clay
Hickory, Dickory, Dock!
Your wife was suckin my cock!
The clock s...
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The Black Eye
A guy boards his plane for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He...
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A Letter to Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1...
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Tequila
Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window?
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By His Side
Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several mont...
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Sorry Partner
A small, unfit man gets thrown in jail for the first time in his li...
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Desperate Letter From Wife
A frustrated wife sent a desperate letter to the advice column of h...
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Osama's Wives
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
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How Do You Get Action?
A guy walks into a bar and tell another guy, "My wife won't gi...
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What Do You Call Someone
What do you call someone who hangs around with you spiritually? A p...
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karate dog
There was a guy named Hector who had a night job, so he decided to ...
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Wife Asks Husband a Question
A wife asked her husband, "If I die,what will you do?." T...
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Do as your told!
A man and his wife were heading into town, riding in a horse and ca...
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Hitlers Wife Had Twins
Hitlers wife had two sets of twins. She named the first set Adolf a...
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Husband and Wife Make a Wish
One morning the wife said to the husband, "I wish I were a new...
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Please Take My Bra Off
A wife says to her husband, "Please, take my bra off."
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My Wife's Cooking is So Bad
My wife's cooking is so bad. How bad is it you ask? It's so bad, la...
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A Man Finds His Wife with His Friend
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. So he t...
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Sex with the Lights On
There was this couple who always had sex in the dark. One night, th...
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The Wife or The Dog
Your wife is at the front door screaming to let her in, and your do...
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The Wife Refuses to go Ice Fishing
Early one morning, in the Northwest Territories, An Inuit man and h...
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The Husband and The Hitman
Two men were playing golf one day and one of them asked the other, ...
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Humpty Dumpty Pushed His Wife
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?
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A Guy Walks Into a Bar
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Gi...
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A Cannibal Wife
What do you call a cannibal wife?
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Bragging About His Wife
Joe is playing golf one day when his friend starts boasting about t...
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A Man that Saves Money
There's a man who makes money but does not spend it. So he goes hom...
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How Does She Know When You Fart
How does your wife now when you fart?
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John Kerry See's Bush
How come John Kerry never slept with his wife?
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Why Didn't JFK Jr. Shower
Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the...
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What Does Bill Gates Wife Say
What does Bill Gates' wife say to him when they make love?
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