In today's episode the Pervert Clown hands out his own Oscar Awards and you can bet there will be blood.

Laugh so hard you'll puke on your keyboard!

Judy loves her mother!

The rubber man himself with some hilarious observations and a terrible shirt!

Ellen, you crazy girl!

David talks about his wife’s “get out of sex” doctor’s note and his retaliatory “well at least give me some headâ�...

David says you know your cell phone company sucks when you can’t even get reception inside the company’s store.

Matt warns against having owls as pets because they're the gangstas of the woods and the pure embodiment of evil!

Matt’s family would sooner believe he hunts unicorns for their delicious candy-like meat than believe he’s a comedian.

Jay has an embarrassing episode at the grocery store Coinstar machine and learns that everything in Los Angeles costs more at the 99 Cent Plus Tax ...