http://www.comedy.com/timmy timmy's Activity Feed en-us Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:19:40 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:35:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Wed, 28 May 2008 19:24:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-marilyn-monroe-sex-tape In today's episode the Pope tosses his pointy hat into the political ring, Marilyn Monroe gives oral in the Oval, and Pennsylvanians get steely on Obama. Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:02:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-marilyn-monroe-sex-tape http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guantanamo Bay, the Old Kids on the Block reunite, and Hitler goes Bible thumping. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:42:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:56:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:27:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans ignore soccer, Tupac Shakur gets a bad rap, and the blind movie critic is at a 'Stop Loss' for words. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:16:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies In today’s episode Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch is burning, Barack Obama no habla espanol, and Hitler totally hearts Heidi. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:39:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:09:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:39:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:29:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:15:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:28:04 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:38:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:32:06 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:31:33 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:27:56 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:07:23 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:56:27 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to suck it. Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:29:10 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth