http://www.comedy.com/tylergz tylergz's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:09:33 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks In today's sports report Brock Thompson stops by to explain why the French Open sucks and we also learn what ultimate fighting has in common with The View. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:32:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 13:10:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/embed/bill-o-reilly-remix Too damn awesome for words. Thu, 15 May 2008 11:49:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/bill-o-reilly-remix http://www.comedy.com/embed/no-country-for-old-superbad Seth and Evan have McLovin's booze - which brings out a darker side to the lovable geek. Thu, 15 May 2008 11:47:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/no-country-for-old-superbad http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Thu, 15 May 2008 11:40:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/embed/def-political-jam Barack spits it Def Jam style! Thu, 15 May 2008 11:38:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/def-political-jam http://www.comedy.com/embed/walk-of-shame-anthem Watch the walk of no shame video brought to you by AMP Energy. Wed, 14 May 2008 10:27:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/walk-of-shame-anthem http://www.comedy.com/embed/ask-a-ninja The Ninja pontificates on the Dos and Don'ts of being a ninja. Wed, 14 May 2008 10:25:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/ask-a-ninja http://www.comedy.com/embed/anti-drug-dog Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy. Wed, 14 May 2008 10:23:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/anti-drug-dog http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor In today's episode the NNN anchors open up the phone lines to take calls from viewers and discover that their fans have lots of questions – for Oprah and Larry King. Wed, 14 May 2008 10:18:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor http://www.comedy.com/embed/top-20-leno-headlines A while ago, the weekly Headlines segment on Jay Leno would always get posted on Youtube, but they all eventually got taken off. So, I decided to put together a collection of my 20 favorites. Tue, 13 May 2008 11:27:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/top-20-leno-headlines http://www.comedy.com/video/glitch-in-the-system-super-smash-bros-rejects When Super Smash Bros. Brawl sells out there's only one game to turn to: Super Smash Bros. Rejects! Bayou Billy versus Zits -- what could be better? Tue, 13 May 2008 11:25:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/glitch-in-the-system-super-smash-bros-rejects http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’' wedding and finds out what was on the menu (oil) and who paid for it (taxpayers). Tue, 13 May 2008 11:23:54 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding http://www.comedy.com/embed/mattress-jousting A couple guys run full speed at each other in a dorm then jump on mattresses and slam into one another. Check out this guys recovery after the collision. Mon, 12 May 2008 11:52:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/mattress-jousting http://www.comedy.com/embed/bill-o-reilly-is-angry I think he prefers Sting's earlier work... Mon, 12 May 2008 09:42:52 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/bill-o-reilly-is-angry http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-am-obama The last presidential candidate on earth is not alone. There are cockroaches, twinkies... and the Clinton Campaign. Mon, 12 May 2008 09:39:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-am-obama http://www.comedy.com/embed/gaytown The "Rain-bros" are a local gang of gays a straight boy shouldn't cross... Mon, 12 May 2008 09:37:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/gaytown http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-racy-stacy Comedians Jeff Hanson and Mark Serritella try to get the gorgeous Stacy to stand under their umbrella 'ella 'ella. Mon, 12 May 2008 09:31:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-racy-stacy http://www.comedy.com/video/incognegro-dog-shopping-in-harlem In the debut of Comedy.com's newest series, Incognegro, Jordan Carlos tries to get more in touch with his blackness by visiting Harlem to get some advice on how to shop for a dog. Mon, 12 May 2008 09:30:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/incognegro-dog-shopping-in-harlem http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 09:26:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/embed/fat-kid-cardio-workout If you're like me you drink and eat way too much all weekend then hit the gym Monday night. Tonight I have a new routine to try out thanks to this fat little kid. Thu, 08 May 2008 10:13:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/fat-kid-cardio-workout http://www.comedy.com/embed/little-kid-meets-tuba-player Some little kid is running around and generally being annoying while this band is performing for a crowd. The tuba player in the back right doesn't put up with that kind of crap. Thu, 08 May 2008 10:09:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/little-kid-meets-tuba-player http://www.comedy.com/video/the-office-dick-dick-be-trippin Inspired by last week's episode of "The Office," Richard, the Office Dick, has a confrontation with a black co-worker. Thu, 08 May 2008 10:07:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-office-dick-dick-be-trippin http://www.comedy.com/video/do-unto-others-screw-with-your-roommate Everything you need to know to make your new roommate feel unwelcome. Thu, 08 May 2008 09:56:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/do-unto-others-screw-with-your-roommate http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Putin references before welcoming the deaf music critic for a review of Jason Castro's American Idol performance. Thu, 08 May 2008 09:50:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro http://www.comedy.com/embed/knocked-up-spoof A short film for the MTV movie awards contest. Wed, 07 May 2008 11:56:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/knocked-up-spoof http://www.comedy.com/embed/new-polo Preppies were poppin' their collars before Three 6 Mafia tried on their first Lacoste Wed, 07 May 2008 11:52:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/new-polo http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia In today's episode, NNN correspondent Gay Frankenstein answers a male viewer's question about how to deal with attention from other men and the NNN anchors introduce the Internet to puberty. Wed, 07 May 2008 09:44:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-cruisin-for-oprah The Pervert Clown rants about Tom Cruise's return to Oprah, explains the connection between Hillary Clinton and fat chicks in g-strings, and searches for a new LSD dealer. Wed, 07 May 2008 09:41:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-cruisin-for-oprah http://www.comedy.com/embed/cereal-mascot-therapy-session Your favorite characters learn to think outside the back of the box. Fri, 02 May 2008 17:28:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/cereal-mascot-therapy-session http://www.comedy.com/embed/las-vegas-versus-the-human-body Andrew Daly explores whether everything that happens in Vegas really stays in Vegas. Fri, 02 May 2008 11:40:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/las-vegas-versus-the-human-body http://www.comedy.com/embed/grand-theft-auto-7-year-old Meet Latarian Milton, a 7-year-old South Florida boy who faces grand theft auto charges after he stole his grandma's Dodge Durango for a joyride with a buddy. Fri, 02 May 2008 11:33:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/grand-theft-auto-7-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Fri, 02 May 2008 11:26:21 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/embed/alcohol-makes-girls-sexy The more you drink, the hotter she will get. If you drink enough, she will become mans' ultimate fantasy! Fri, 02 May 2008 11:25:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/alcohol-makes-girls-sexy http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-the-roger-clemens-affair The Pervert Clown delivers a Pabst Blue Ribbon-sponsored rant about how much TV commercials suck, figures out what Roger Clemens and Kobe Bryant have in common, and suggests Mark Cuban go back to Dancing With The Stars. Fri, 02 May 2008 11:22:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-the-roger-clemens-affair http://www.comedy.com/embed/funny-valedictorian-speech This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation. Thu, 01 May 2008 10:41:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/funny-valedictorian-speech http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-mccain-s-glorious-gals The Pervert Clown shows love to the McCain girls and Elliot Spitzer’s book while trying to avoid New York cops, Austrian parents and McDonald’s drive-thrus. Hey, he loves a challenge. Thu, 01 May 2008 10:36:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-mccain-s-glorious-gals http://www.comedy.com/embed/will-ferrell-sings-with-shaq The basketball star saves Will from the SNL cast. Thu, 01 May 2008 10:34:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/will-ferrell-sings-with-shaq http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-drugs The PSA-Hole explains that you don’t have to say no to drugs to talk to your kids about them. Thu, 01 May 2008 10:33:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-drugs http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Thu, 01 May 2008 10:32:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/embed/reporter-ownage Like watching random reporters getting owned? Watch this! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:48:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/reporter-ownage http://www.comedy.com/embed/low-budget-jurassic-park If the funding ran low for Jurassic Park, its good to know they could have went this route. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:46:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/low-budget-jurassic-park http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:41:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-remember-when The Pervert Clown reflects on better days, yearning for the simplicity that America once embraced. Oh, how he longs for the days when tits were real and one didn't have to choose between filling up a gas tank and eating for a week. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:36:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-remember-when http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report In this NNN Special Report, Trevor takes an in-depth look at how the release of Grand Theft Auto 4 is also aiding other releases. Ladies love GTA because their men love GTA -- and after six hours on the couch, they’re ready for six minutes in the bedroom. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:51:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:50:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/embed/rock-band-traffic-edition "Through the Fire and Flames" becomes very dangerous for a lot of people. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:25:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/rock-band-traffic-edition http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-jiggle-all-the-way Comedians Adam Hunter and Blake Anderson try to induce laughter and labor from the jiggly Jenny Quinn. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-jiggle-all-the-way http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-isiah-thomas-out-of-sports In today's episode Isiah Thomas goes on the offensive, MLB is like TMZ, and the NHL playoffs get the same coverage as they do on television. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:16:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-isiah-thomas-out-of-sports http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:14:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-racial-profiling The PSA-Hole is back to chat about how assumptions based on race make an ass out of you and me. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-racial-profiling http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-kobe-or-not-to-be In today's episode Kobe rapes his way into the hearts of voters, Tiger Woods is Masters green with envy, and Jose Canseco is a pain in the steroid needled ass. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:10:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-kobe-or-not-to-be http://www.comedy.com/embed/death-star-canteen An animation of comedian Eddie Izzard talking about his idea of the 'Death Star canteen'. Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:48:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/death-star-canteen http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense In today's episode Japan's workforce is overrun by midgets, an Arizona man goes Dirty Harry on himself, and Stephen Hawking rolls over his interviewer. Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:45:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-pam-anderson-s-mammary-memoirs In today's episode the Great White Pope meets the Great White Dope, the Pervert Clown offers free breast exams, and Pamela Anderson writes a pop-up boob book. Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:42:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-pam-anderson-s-mammary-memoirs http://www.comedy.com/embed/baracky-the-movie Barack gets into the ring with Hillary in this hilarious spoof on Rocky. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:42:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/baracky-the-movie http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-green-steroids-ham In today's episode Jose Canseco authors a children's book with pop-up needles, Raider Nation revolts, and the Olympic torch heads to China where it will be put to work making sneakers for 8 cents per hour. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:40:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-green-steroids-ham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:39:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond-ii The vagrant James Bond battles the infamous Nickels. He really, really loves nickels. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:36:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond-ii http://www.comedy.com/embed/wakeup-pranks Those crazy japanese are up to it again. These guys scare people to wake them up. Some of them are pretty mean Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:45:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/wakeup-pranks http://www.comedy.com/embed/watch-facebook-live The dramatic tale of two long lost acquaintances, whose chance encounter causes them to bare their true feelings of each others profiles...and later, their souls. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:42:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/watch-facebook-live http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-how-the-breast-was-won Comedians Adam Hammer and Adam Devine vie for love and laughs from the 'Kimpossibly' beautiful Kyla Kim. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:38:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-how-the-breast-was-won http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-tax-that-ass In today's episode Jack Nicholson flies over the cuckoo's nest for Hillary, President Bush is just plain cuckoo, and the PC itemizes his teen whores and drug paraphernalia. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:34:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-tax-that-ass http://www.comedy.com/embed/fat-guy-brings-sexy-back You’re never too big to shake your groove thang. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:29:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/fat-guy-brings-sexy-back http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by a nose, Eli Manning is set to fumble his vows, and a Chicagoan takes "man's best friend" to a whole new level. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:28:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married http://www.comedy.com/embed/snl-s-cougar-den Cameron Diaz stalks her prey. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:23:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/snl-s-cougar-den http://www.comedy.com/embed/seinfeld-muppets Seinfeld Babies from Muppets Tonight Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:14:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/seinfeld-muppets http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the Pope gets upstaged by a fatty in DC, and an orgy in Iran is the Shiite. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:12:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-bigotry The PSA-Hole talks candidly about tolerance for homosexuals. And there certainly isn't anything wrong with that. Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:58:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-bigotry http://www.comedy.com/embed/iron-soccer-ball This joke would never work in the United States. Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:56:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/iron-soccer-ball http://www.comedy.com/embed/gayest-referee-ever This ref is so GAY! Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:55:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/gayest-referee-ever http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday In today's episode the Pope puts on his party hat, Royal Caribbean unveils their floating rape vessel, and the Deaf Music Critic handicaps 'Mariah Carey' night on 'American Idol.' Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:53:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday http://www.comedy.com/embed/im-rick-james-bitch I'm Rick James, bitch! 'Nuff said! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:23:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/im-rick-james-bitch http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show In today's episode Mr. Mexican Potato Head, Laura Bush tries to beat Katie Couric in the ratings, and Americans scramble to beat the tax deadline. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:21:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show http://www.comedy.com/embed/human-giant-pinatas Watch new episodes of Human Giant on MTV - Tuesdays at 11pm. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:29:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/human-giant-pinatas http://www.comedy.com/embed/fuck-planet-earth The Earth and her majesty, she is beautiful. If only the animal felt the same... Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:27:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/fuck-planet-earth http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-the-nipple-effect Comedians Clinton Pickens and Dave Hanson have a short time to get Brooke Long to laugh. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:24:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-the-nipple-effect http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA promotes Moons Over My Hammy, and Zimbabwe over its head. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:20:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap http://www.comedy.com/embed/it-s-not-easy-being-green Here is Kermit the Frog's reaction to the infamous "Two Girls One Cup" video. Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:37:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/it-s-not-easy-being-green http://www.comedy.com/video/barack-obama-jedi-master Democrat Barack Hussein Obama has a way of persuading crowds as he campaigns for President. These aren't the droids you're looking for... Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:35:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/barack-obama-jedi-master http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:31:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/embed/high-times-editorial-office Ever wonder what goes on in the dank offices of High Times? Wonder no more! Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/high-times-editorial-office http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-sex-education Comedy.com's PSA-Hole opines on the birds and the bees. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:40:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-sex-education http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time In today's episode the Olympic torch is the biggest flamer in San Francisco, Carly Smithson flames out on "American Idol," and Sienna Miller gets engaged to that one guy from that one movie. Yeah, him. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:39:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time http://www.comedy.com/embed/every-anchor-dance-now Unlike traffic on the I-84, these lyrics are straight flowin', y'all. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:31:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/every-anchor-dance-now http://www.comedy.com/embed/akon-calls-t-pain Hilarity ensues when the two most distorted voices in hip-hop dine on a little butternut reduction. Cameo by Snoop to the D O G G. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:06:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/akon-calls-t-pain http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-ken-lee-without-you Mariah is the universal language of music Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:02:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-ken-lee-without-you http://www.comedy.com/embed/weighty-decisions-1 Starring Ed Helms & Rob Corddry of The Daily Show fame, this new series blends real footage and animation to create pure funny. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:59:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/weighty-decisions-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out In today's episode a Chinese man flips his dad the bird-flu, a Pakistani gas leak is silent but deadly, and polygamist kids lay the darndest things. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:56:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out http://www.comedy.com/embed/viral-video-politician A Presidential candidate does his best to get views for his video. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:53:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/viral-video-politician http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute, President Bush sniffs out a deal with Columbia, and Pamela Anderson has fake breasts but a reality TV show. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:49:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond Made by The Department of Acceptable Media. Homeless Bond uses his wits and garbage to stop the mastermind of the homeless underworld. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:22:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-cleavage-to-beaver Comedians Claude Stuart and Dan Gabriel try to bring out the tiger (and laughs) in Jenny Quinn. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:22:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-cleavage-to-beaver http://www.comedy.com/embed/your-mother ...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:31:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/your-mother http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guantanamo Bay, the Old Kids on the Block reunite, and Hitler goes Bible thumping. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:24:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:01:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/embed/muppet-rick-roll Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:00:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/muppet-rick-roll http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-handicapped The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding people that words CAN hurt. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:58:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-handicapped http://www.comedy.com/embed/deep-sh-t-poetry-with-owen-benajamin Owen Benjamin squashes any prejudices one might have against the stylish offerings of the Fanny Pack. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:55:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/deep-sh-t-poetry-with-owen-benajamin http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:46:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/do-unto-others-screw-with-people-at-the-gym Justin Heimberg screws with people's minds at the gym. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:09:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/do-unto-others-screw-with-people-at-the-gym http://www.comedy.com/video/beer-versus-women Matt cites the ways, like the fact that beer ALWAYS gives you some head Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:04:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/beer-versus-women http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere Entertainment reporter Woody Wittman has the power to annoy as he hits the red carpet for the premiere of "Superhero Movie." Our Spidey Sense tells us it’s going to be hilarious. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:03:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere http://www.comedy.com/embed/garbage-man-prank-backfires A prank on an angry garbage man Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:01:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/garbage-man-prank-backfires http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-m-ing-obama The newest political scandal, to the tune of Sarah Silverman's I'm ****ing Matt Damon. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:59:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-m-ing-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble raising 50 cents, and doctors are all about the Benjamins. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:57:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, President Bush comes out in support of Tibet, and Dracula comes out of the closet. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:28:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula http://www.comedy.com/embed/borat-s-baywatch The hilarious Sacha Cohen felt this bit was not right for his movie, Borat. I beg to differ. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:27:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/borat-s-baywatch http://www.comedy.com/video/matthew-mcconaughey-can-t-take-his-shirt-off-5 The sexiest man in the whole universe has a serious problem Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:25:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/matthew-mcconaughey-can-t-take-his-shirt-off-5 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-here-titty-titty Comedians Brandon Tyra and Ngaio Bealum try to get their laugh on while concealing their hard on in front of the lovely Stacy Hayes. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:28:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-here-titty-titty http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins In today's April Fools Day episode, Trevor is Finkel and Timothy is Einhorn in a "Big" episode featuring Barack and the Virgins, Latina Girls Gone Wild and a plane that throws rocks. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:24:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins http://www.comedy.com/video/superfan-march-madness The world's most outspoken sports fan goes up against an upstart Cinderella in a verbal match-up for the ages. Better get a T.O. baby! Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/superfan-march-madness http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-domestic-violence The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement to help women battle domestic violence. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-domestic-violence http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:59:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-bird-rapist-of-alcatraz Four improv comedians re-voice three classic films, including "Birdman of Alcatraz" and "Robin Hood." Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:20:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-bird-rapist-of-alcatraz http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:20:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and the Easter Bunny succumbs to fur cancer. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:04:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza http://www.comedy.com/embed/dick-the-bunny-hunter CNN covers the White House's annual Easter Egg roll. Watch out for wabbits. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:03:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/dick-the-bunny-hunter http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-smoking The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding parents on how to talk to their kids about the dangers of cigarette smoking. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:54:35 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-smoking http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-ghost-trackers Ryan and Max are incompetent ghost trackers hot on the trail of some dead 19-year-old tail. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:50:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-ghost-trackers http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-small-penis-support-group Four hilarious improv comedians re-voice a "psychic woman" viral video. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:56:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-small-penis-support-group http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-sophia-lin-and-bare-it Comedians Eric Edwards and Jordan Morris vie for laughs and "love you long time" from the gorgeous Sophia Lin. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:41:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-sophia-lin-and-bare-it http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay Frankenstein gets miscarried away about pregnancy. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:40:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills http://www.comedy.com/video/matching-bra-and-panty Animation of Mitch Fatel's "Matching Bra and Panty" joke. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:09:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/matching-bra-and-panty http://www.comedy.com/video/mayflower-hotel-room-871 Confidential videotape acquired from the FBI via wikileaks. Eliot Spitzer, for shame. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:08:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/mayflower-hotel-room-871 http://www.comedy.com/video/steves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-arrest-video My buddy Steve is a moron! I often tell his stories in my show. This is one of my favorites. Through a friend on the force, I got one of Steve's arrest videos from the summer of 2005. In south Louisiana this behavior is not uncommon at all. Tell a friend. Enjoy! I hope you can make it out to a show to hear my other Steve stories. MARCRYAN.COM Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:05:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/steves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-arrest-video http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-marijuana-1 The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding kids to just say yes to drugs. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:05:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-marijuana-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-prom-night The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding girls about their duties on prom night. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:04:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-prom-night http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:03:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-naacp-image-awards Woody gets very un-PC at the NAACP Image Awards. And you know what they say: once you go to a black awards show, you never go back. Ever. Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:19:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-naacp-image-awards http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:23:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-paraplegic-ballroom-dancing Four improv comedians re-voice a "How To Wrestle" instructional video. Whatcha gonna do when the handicapped go wild on you?!?! Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:18:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-paraplegic-ballroom-dancing http://www.comedy.com/video/another-3-am-call-for-hillary When Moe Syzlak isn't available, there's always Hillary to reach out to at three in the morning. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:17:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/another-3-am-call-for-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/daylight-savings-time Comedy.com's comedy troupe, Dog Rodeo, opines on the perils of the DST debacle. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:26:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/daylight-savings-time http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:53:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-bosom-buddy-holly Comedians Al Berman and Tom Clark try to tame the "Category 5 Hot" Holly Weather. Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:49:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-bosom-buddy-holly http://www.comedy.com/video/hillary-s-3-am-call Hillary gets another call at 3AM. But not from a world leader. Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:18:05 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/hillary-s-3-am-call http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:16:52 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/golden-gate-bridge-trolls Louis says that LA residents might be superficial but San Francisco residents are super-ugly. That's a SoCal-NoCal snap! Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:02:35 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/golden-gate-bridge-trolls http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:52:48 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:19:00 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-aaron-james-is-a-lying-sucker Woody hits the shaved red carpet at the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo and learns that porn star Aaron James is as straight as the penises he deep-throats. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:52:28 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-aaron-james-is-a-lying-sucker http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-leave-it-to-no-beaver Four improv comedians revoice a 50's instructional dating video. Hilarity ensues. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:22:50 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-leave-it-to-no-beaver http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-kaila-kim-possible Comedians Ben Gleib and Owen Smith try to make Kaila Kim laugh her taut ass off. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:16:39 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-kaila-kim-possible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:13:25 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president http://www.comedy.com/video/when-harry-tea-bagged-sally Ryan asks if men and women can really just be friends and, more importantly, if there’s such a thing as a platonic blowjob. Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:53:20 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/when-harry-tea-bagged-sally http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:39:11 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:05:51 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-goes-to-the-porn-convention-part-two Woody hits the red, blonde and shaven carpet at the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo and talks to porn stars that started their careers with nothing more than big asses, alcoholic fathers and a dream. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:30:34 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-goes-to-the-porn-convention-part-two http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-ice-cream-club-for-men In today's episode the gang starts an ice cream club. And the first rule of any ice cream club is, "Don't eat the ice cream too fast or you'll get a brain freeze." Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:20:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-ice-cream-club-for-men http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men In today's episode Ralph Nader runs for President of Fantasy Land, Castro's 76-year-old younger brother takes over in a "youth movement," and Taco Bell debuts their new slogan: Puke Outside The Bun. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:07:05 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-best-chest-in-the-west Comedians Shawn and Randy vie for love and laughs from the comely Brooke. Find out who scores and who gets less action than Rosie O'Donnell's Bowflex. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:56:01 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-best-chest-in-the-west http://www.comedy.com/video/tighty-whitey-dance-club The first rule of Tighty Whitey Dance Club is...you don't talk about Tighty Whitey Dance Club. And if its your first time.....you have to dance bjbales.com Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:51:44 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tighty-whitey-dance-club http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to suck it. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:48:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:31:10 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-jewno-by-a-nose In today's episode the Pervert Clown hands out his own Oscar Awards and you can bet there will be blood. Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:18:57 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/pervert-clown-jewno-by-a-nose http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career In today's episode Iran and Israel settle their differences with a "Yo Momma" battle, Britney Spears shocks everyone by not dying, and Gay Frankenstein gives sex advice to the "conveniently parked." Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:14:34 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career http://www.comedy.com/jokes/view/1018 There is a blonde and a brunette watching the news and the current event comes up. It's about a man who is going to jump off of a building. The brunette bets the blonde $20.00 that the man will jump, the blonde says, "You're on". About a minute later the man jumped. The blonde started to get the money out and the brunette says, "Keep the money because I saw the news earlier and I knew that the man would jump." The blonde says "No that's okay because I saw the news and I knew the man would jump too but I didn't think he would do it again. Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:13:36 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/jokes/view/1018 http://www.comedy.com/tylergz Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:13:36 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/tylergz http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-goes-to-the-porn-convention Woody hits the red, blonde, and shaven carpet at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Awards and learns that "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas – Except the Chlamydia, That's Going with You." Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:39:47 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-goes-to-the-porn-convention http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-bj-to-you Al discusses a 15-year-old girl’s birthday party with male strippers and how candles weren’t the only things being blown out! Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:20:59 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-bj-to-you http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats In today’s episode – President Bush visits the Bushmen, Lindsay Lohan exposes her bush, and Fidel Castro retires to spend more quality time suppressing his family. Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:57:06 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats http://www.comedy.com/video/drennon-davis-live-at-the-purple-onion-3-children-s-stories 3 children stories by kindergarten teacher Mr. D. A clip of Drennon Davis headlining the Purple Onion in San Francisco. Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:41:26 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/drennon-davis-live-at-the-purple-onion-3-children-s-stories http://www.comedy.com/video/geico-no-insurance Sheng says he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by not having any! Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:16:36 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/geico-no-insurance http://www.comedy.com/video/awkward-ending Nico imagines getting a massage where the ending is ultimately happy but the beginning and middle are unbearably sad. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:14:14 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/awkward-ending http://www.comedy.com/video/what-in-the-hell-naw Brent tries to get to the bottom of what the phrase “Hell Naw” means once and for all. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:12:20 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/what-in-the-hell-naw http://www.comedy.com/video/you-can-t-slam-a-cell-phone David laments that cell phones have taken away the cachet of the rude hangup. Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:11:32 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/you-can-t-slam-a-cell-phone http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-jack-nicholson-does-origami 4 Improv comedians watch viral videos and feature films and replace the original dialogue with their own. In today's episode the gang visits "Chinatown" and hails the Croquet King. Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:04:52 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/voiceover-vandals-jack-nicholson-does-origami http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball In today's episode President Bush puts his Dick in a tub, Jane Fonda puts her foot in her mouth, and Roger Clemens' "alleged" steroid needle "allegedly" gives an interview. Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:51:36 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball http://www.comedy.com/video/white-guys-like-big-butts-too Original song that breaks long held racial stereotypes about the white man. I'm here to sing to you that... white dudes LOVE THE BOOTY!!!! Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:29:51 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/white-guys-like-big-butts-too http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:27:13 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/bed-bath-beyond-repair Brian feels that long-term couples that breakup are entitled to gift registries. Let’s call them “happy endings.” Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:24:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/bed-bath-beyond-repair http://www.comedy.com/video/serious-actors-1 Pete and Brian are Serious Actors. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:33:12 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/serious-actors-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-crack The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding you that crack is not wack. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:23:44 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-crack http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-prejudice The PSA-Hole is back with a public disservice announcement reminding you not to be a joke-off. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:23:06 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-prejudice http://www.comedy.com/video/top-gun-support-group A bunch of guys whose lives have been ruined by the piece of 80's movie magic. Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:20:29 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/top-gun-support-group