http://www.comedy.com/venice venice's Activity Feed en-us Sun, 7 Sep 2008 12:48:11 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:15:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks In today's sports report Brock Thompson stops by to explain why the French Open sucks and we also learn what ultimate fighting has in common with The View. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:03:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:59:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars In today's episode the news team delivers the first ever live report from the planet Mars and discovers it's the new hot spot for celebrity vacations. Thu, 29 May 2008 13:47:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Thu, 29 May 2008 13:45:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate In today's episode, the NNN anchors score an interview with the leading candidate to be Obama' new running mate and discover that it's the ultimate political weapon - a male/female/white/latino named Scott Alltheparts. Tue, 27 May 2008 10:37:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things In today's episode the anchors sit down with President Bush for an exclusive interview and find out that his favorite things include fishing, eating nachos, and bombing people. Fri, 23 May 2008 10:30:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report In today's episode the anchors find out they have more viewers than the CW television network, discover the one thing that is illegal in San Francisco, and break down the NBA playoff match-ups with NNN sports reporter Brock Thompson. Thu, 22 May 2008 12:21:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny In today's episode the anchors interview the world's first "Cybrid," a half cow, half 'dude' who's bitter about not being a lion. Tue, 20 May 2008 21:57:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 12:40:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 11:36:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Wed, 14 May 2008 20:05:35 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’' wedding and finds out what was on the menu (oil) and who paid for it (taxpayers). Tue, 13 May 2008 00:54:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Putin references before welcoming the deaf music critic for a review of Jason Castro's American Idol performance. Thu, 08 May 2008 15:04:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia In today's episode, NNN correspondent Gay Frankenstein answers a male viewer's question about how to deal with attention from other men and the NNN anchors introduce the Internet to puberty. Wed, 07 May 2008 02:23:35 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-homogayaqueerophobia http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Tue, 06 May 2008 15:27:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 13:38:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Sun, 04 May 2008 05:37:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:53:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:01:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:00:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by a nose, Eli Manning is set to fumble his vows, and a Chicagoan takes "man's best friend" to a whole new level. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:33:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the Pope gets upstaged by a fatty in DC, and an orgy in Iran is the Shiite. Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:46:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party