Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know.
