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Baby Gangster
A bit about my 3 year old son and his gangster ways
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That Dope is Dope
Matt used to smoke weed and get higher than Al Qaeda auto insurance premiums
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It's a Jungle Down There
Joy’s mom used to walk around naked and her bush was hairier than Robin Williams’ knuckles.
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Papa Pinata
Stephanie’s father is a Mexican surgeon – so when he cuts you candy falls out!
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Don't Quote Me On That
Chris grew up with sisters, so while his buddies were quoting Top Gun, he was quoting Steel Magnolias.
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Caught Dad Watching Porn
How did Dan learn about porn? He learned it from watching you, Dad. He learned it from watching you!!!
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Baby Quitter
Ben was going to ditch his newborn, but the “Don’t Abandon Your Baby†billboard set him straight.
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gleib posted this on 3/4/08 |
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The Chocolate City
Jay is proud to be the first black man on his block…but he’s certainly not the first Hispanic.
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Candy Unicorn
Matt’s family would sooner believe he hunts unicorns for their delicious candy-like meat than believe he’s a comedian.
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2nd Child Left Behind
David says he’s a little less protective with his 2nd child, who’s free to ride shotgun and eat Cheez Whiz.
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Kick It Doggy Style
Sadiki says dogs are just like children…except that you can’t kick a child. What a Vick!
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Exit Strategy
Brian theorizes that his cesarean birth has left him directionally-challenged. . Damn you, UterusQuest!
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