Joy gets Chlamydia and wonders if someone from the 70’s traveled back to the future and had sex with her.

Joy wonders if porn actors ever forget their lines or ask a director for their motivation.

Joy plays an online game where she helps fake homeless people with their fake lives.

Joy’s ex-boyfriend signed his emails ‘I Wuv You’ so she said she was ‘weaving him.’

Anthony suggests a drunk-driving lane made out of NERF. Your move, M.A.D.D.

Mike tells his yoga instructor that if he could put his feet over his head he wouldn’t be in class – hell, he’d never leave th...

Animation of Mitch Fatel's "Matching Bra and Panty" joke.

Brian says “What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas…Except the Chlamydia.”

Stephanie’s Flavor Flav-sized biological clock is ticking and she’s ready to reproduce.

Lisa says she’s too old for body glitter – she’s trying to hide her cleavage, not accentuate it.

If you want a Happy Ending at a massage parlor come see Chris – he’s got soft hands.

Chris wants to combine a sex hotline with a psychic hotline for the ultimate money waster.

Adam loves him some breasts – especially on women –and says chicks should save on implants and just start slutting it up if they want...

Quinn says there are so many Mexicans in LA that California’s state bird should be the Pollo Loco.

Darren discusses African American mothers that he'd like to fornicate.