Kevin is fine with rough sex – when he actually knows it’s coming.

Kevin looks normal with clothes on – but naked he looks like an out-of-shape Sea Biscuit.

Dan wonders if gay parents talk to their kids about the “Birds and the Birds.”

To register or not to register – that is the question among sex offenders

If you have sex with a girl on a pool table and don't call the right pocket, does it count?

Kirk’s perfect mate is the Hamburger Helper – a hand with a mouth and no teeth that can cook!

Kirk tries on some Hemp wear – and says it’s about as comfortable as dry-humping a cheese grater naked.

Ben poses a philosophical question for the ages: Does having sex with a pregnant woman count as a threesome?

Ben enjoys sex with virgins ‘cause they have no idea they can do better than his "Two Minute Drill."

Ben has a serious case of ‘homeless envy’ and wishes he could sleep during the middle of the day.

Moshe says his last girlfriend was so fat she wore H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P string underwear.

Paul talks about buying the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for his wife: a used sex toy from Play It Again Sports!

David talks about his wife’s “get out of sex” doctor’s note and his retaliatory “well at least give me some headâ�...

Shang wonders why women look like angels when they orgasm while men look like the Crypt Keeper

Shang hates that Flavor Flav gets girls and says he actually prefers ugly chicks, because hot doesn’t always mean “easy.”