Tommy has cyber sex and interfaces with his girl’s floppy disk. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get a virus.

Deon visits Deutsche Land and discovers that the only English they know is “face sitting” and “Hasselhoff.”

am says girls just want to have fun, and by "fun" he means "lots and lots of dick."

Sam doesn’t understand how guys with wife-beaters and gold teeth are getting more ass than a toilet seat at Taco Bell.

Jennifer says that guys are to blame for making her crazier than Andy Dick in the middle of a three day meth bender.

Jennifer warns that spooning leads to forking and says she’d rather lie in the wet spot than lay in an armpit.

Drennon says that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…except the genital warts, those are coming with you.

Brent says he likes a girl with more curves than Lombard Street. Aw, geographical snap!

Brent breaks out his “English-to-Penis Dictionary” and shares how to say “penis” in several languages.

Matt’s accountant offers him some “tit for tax” help.

Louis explains why first dates are more uncomfortable than Don Imus at a Magic Johnson’s movie theatre.

Louis reminisces about never-ending high school make-out sessions that were more painful than dry humping a cheese grater naked.

Al discusses a 15-year-old girl’s birthday party with male strippers and how candles weren’t the only things being blown out!

Brody discusses having the self-esteem of a stripper with "Daddy issues" and being so lonely that he's the first celebrity to release a s...

Four out of five dentists agree that Brody should not be flossing with his toenail!