In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views th...

Three-time Emmy Award seat filler, Woody Wittman, dons his Haz-Mat suit as he continues to grill the geek onslaught at this years Spike Video Game ...

Justin Heimberg screws with people's minds at the gym.

In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself.

In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over &qu...

In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and th...

Woody hits the red, blonde, and shaven carpet at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Awards and learns that "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas â...

In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ran...

In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreci...

In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance ca...

In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to su...

Woody hits the red, blonde and shaven carpet at the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo and talks to porn stars that started their careers with nothing m...

In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered.

In today’s episode – President Bush visits the Bushmen, Lindsay Lohan exposes her bush, and Fidel Castro retires to spend more qualit...

In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows.